She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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