How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
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i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
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my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I party with great urgency now.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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