We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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