whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
fuck your aforementioned shoe
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You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
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If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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