The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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