It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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