Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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