Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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