so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
