So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
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Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
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we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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