remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
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I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
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I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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