Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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