is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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