So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
he told me I talked like a deaf person
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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