I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
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