Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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