I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
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You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
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Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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