She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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