I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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