I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
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Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
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Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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