the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
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