I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
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My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
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My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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