using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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