FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
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Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
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Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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