I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
he fucked my hip out of place.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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