Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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