She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
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The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
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i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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