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Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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