butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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