We're like a lot better than the average bears
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
this hospital has no fireball
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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