I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
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i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
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How many fucks given?
0.12846
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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