I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
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So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
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nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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