Christians are straight up FREAKS
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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