That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
