right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
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You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
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The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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