Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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