why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
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Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
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She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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