I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
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The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
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Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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