Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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