Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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