is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Someone came in the potted fern
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Randomize
