So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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