Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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