I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
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Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
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Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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