Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
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I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
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and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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