its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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