Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
cat food counts as protein by the way
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
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You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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