Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
it glows. i had to have it.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Bring me that man meat
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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