Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Two words: nipple clamps
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