On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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