you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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