I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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