I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
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He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
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All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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