she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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