new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
